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	<title>Coffee Weapon</title>
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	<description>Amusing Instances and Strange Happenings involving Coffee</description>
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		<title>Naughty Coffee Drive-thru</title>
		<description>Undercover police monitored three coffee bars for months using covert surveillance techniques. It was a rough job but somebody had to do it. Apparently bikini baristas 'pole danced and flashed their breasts for tips' at drive through espresso stands. Wonder what tipped the police off? Stripper pole seen from the ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2011/08/naughty-coffee-drive-thru/</link>
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		<title>Man Charged in Coffee Rage Incident</title>
		<description>Police say a Dunkin Donuts customer apparently needed a cup of coffee so badly he hurled a bag of coffee beans at a worker, hitting her squarely in the back.

"It hurt- it was like stunning," says the employee Susan Sciarabba.  "I turned around and there's a pound of dark roast ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2011/08/man-charged-in-coffee-rage-incident/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll take mine black</title>
		<description>A Dunkin' Donuts Employee Allegedly Added 'Nasal Mucus' To Cops' Coffee. Nasty
He was promptly fired.

He has since been charged with two misdemeanor counts of attempted assault. His arraignment is slotted for Sept. 15 in district court.
Read more here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/01/christopher-hildreth-dunkin-donuts-mucos_n_915032.html?ir=Food </description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2011/08/ill-take-mine-black/</link>
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		<title>Pilot&#8217;s coffee spill &#8217;caused hijack alert&#8217;</title>
		<description>United Airlines Flight 940 was carrying 241 passengers

A pilot's spilled coffee has been blamed for accidentally activating a hijacking alert and prompting a United Airlines flight from Chicago to Germany to stop in Canada on Monday.

The pilot of Flight 940 triggered an emergency code after spilling coffee on radio equipment ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2011/01/pilots-coffee-spill-caused-hijack-alert/</link>
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		<title>The Boy Who Ate Styrofoam</title>
		<description>Don't know why these happen but they do so here's to more Styrofoam nonsense.

The boy who ate Styrofoam lived across the street from grandma.
Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts, he would ask?
I feel like my head is full of Styrofoam peanuts. grandma would say.
My grandma has these Styrofoam ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2010/05/the-boy-who-ate-styrofoam/</link>
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		<title>Cool Enough to Drink Instant</title>
		<description>Lena Horne 93, recently passed, she sang the Sanka 80's jingle  to the tune of "Java Jive" by The Ink Spots:
I like coffee and I like tea, I love my Sanka 'cause it loves me, my Sanka and me I'm glad we're caffiene free, a cup a cup a cup ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2010/05/cool-enough-to-drink-instant/</link>
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		<title>Coffee May Benefit Some Heart Attack Patients</title>
		<description>Researchers said on Friday that a couple of cups of coffee every day may help some heart attack patients to avoid further serious problems, provided they have normal blood pressure.

The findings come as a surprise considering the fact that strong coffee can cause palpitations.  However, the discovery underlines the complex ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2010/05/coffee-may-benefit-some-heart-attack-patients/</link>
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		<title>Teacher laced own coffee</title>
		<description>A brokenhearted New Bedford substitute teacher laced his own coffee with a chemical used to remove graffiti because he was trying to get attention after breaking up with his girlfriend, police said.

In other news:

Leslie Buck, Designer of Iconic Coffee Cup, Dies at 87

It was for decades the most enduring piece ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2010/05/teacher-laced-own-coffee/</link>
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		<title>update</title>
		<description>word press update to 2.8.1., may have compatibility issues. </description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2010/05/update/</link>
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		<title>Former soft-porn actor makes coffee table book.</title>
		<description>Hong Kong actor Moses Chan just released a coffee-table book about coffee "My Coffee Guide". He was a former soft-porn actor and model. He's gone on to become an A-lister on Asian TV.
Moses dreams of coffee and would always remind himself to take a coffee break no matter how hectic ...</description>
		<link>http://kevinneilson.com/wordpress/2009/07/former-soft-porn-actor-makes-coffee-table-book/</link>
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